Oh, HEEEEEEEEY. You’ve found the website of Lauren Bans. I’m a writer and researcher living in Brooklyn. This is the Internet space where I house a small collection of written bits and clips.

Awards I have received/Stuff I can offer you:

I was Ms. Fucking July in 1989.

I won the 6th grade spelling bee, but gave up the glory for fear of alien abduction.

My dowry includes two free passes to Underwater World at the Mall of America.

Can’t read my can’t read my no you can’t read my poker face my poker face.

In 2005 I was one of a select group of people invited to take on a personal email address through Gmail. You may now reach me at: Lauren Dot Bans At Gmail Dot Com.

YAY.